why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room